"Four hours without a bathroom break, I thought I was going to pop a valve"

Thought I'd share since I haven't posted in a while

2009-04-28T14:40:19Z

Jib Jab fun!

2008-11-25T20:36:38Z

Try JibJab Sendables® eCards today!

Freebies!!!

2008-11-07T21:22:21Z

Hey,
Want a free Obama sticker to celebrate our victory? It's designed by Shepard Fairey, the artist who created the iconic HOPE poster. And MoveOn's giving them away totally free--even the shipping's free.
I just got mine. Click this link to get your free Obama sticker:
http://pol.moveon.org/shepstickers/?id=-14465378-e2HA3vx&rc=
Thanks!

The only gold medal I'd win is the high dive!

2008-08-13T21:22:35Z

Try JibJab Sendables® eCards today!

Trimflixx

2008-07-01T02:49:54Z

We thought this was funny!

Mash Game: Predict Your Future at eSPIN-the-Bottle

2008-06-11T00:21:40Z



		I will marry noah wyle.
		After a wild honeymoon, We will settle down in london in our fabulous Apartment.
		We will have 1 kid(s) together.
		Our family will zoom around in a yellow mini cooper .
		I will spend my days as a teacher , and live happily ever after.

Update!

2008-03-25T23:13:15Z

Bar codes were removed by accident, seller lives a town away so I went and picked them up and reattached them to the tickets.Hopefully they will be accepted.

Thanks everybody....you guys are truly my FAMILY!

This dude needs a life, this is too funny!

2007-09-17T00:14:24Z

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-kNaLQ65HY

Video of Saddam Hussein being executed

2007-01-05T20:53:52Z



"Video of Saddam Hussein being executed" on Google Video
here it is folks in case you haven't seen it yet

Thanks fanfromfla

2006-12-23T01:53:22Z

Thank you for the card! I guess you never realized your in Palm city. Is PGA International Condos near you? I'll be there March 5-10th.

Thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2006-12-20T00:34:04Z

thank you sooo much thermy777 your LJ gift was so thoughtful. It brightened my day.

X-mas Cards

2006-12-19T01:14:04Z

firstly thanks to dani_ellie for the card I got last week.

clearbell you missed your calling. That is the coolest most artistic card I've ever recieved. I will keep it forever. I'm thinking about framing it. Thanks.

YAY

2006-12-18T03:11:35Z

my rich uncle asked me and my mom to come to his house in Florida in March. He has tickets for a Red Sox spring training game. Of course I'd love to go but there is a money issue. Well my B-day is in 3 weeks and my mom told me she'd buy me the 300$ plane ticket for a present. All I need is spending money. I should have that because of taxes. YAY!

The picture you've all been waiting for

2006-12-14T00:55:59Z

Believe me...this picture does not do him any justice. Besides the fact I did it without him knowing and its blurry!

FRIENDS CUT!

2006-10-23T03:27:17Z

In all my time online I have never done a friends cut. I felt it was time. If I deleted you in error (the people I regularly talk too) let me know. The boxes you need to check are VERY small. If I did cut you it is only because we... A-have nothing in common. B-I always scroll through your posts. or C-we never comment to each other. Any one I did cut I feel no ill will toward you, I just needed to CLEAN UP a bit. All the rest of you are still my top BITCHES! And my 2 guy friends...are still the SHIT!

That was alot of nonsense for a friends cut,huh?!

check out my new friends only banner

2006-10-01T02:11:46Z

http://audragoren.livejournal.com/54107.html

stolen from fangirl1981

2006-08-04T01:02:43Z

01. Who is your best friend? Alex Eames
02. Who is your mother? Shirley Belanger (now thats fucked up)
03. Who is your father? Ray Barone
04. Who is your older sibling? Younger sibling? Older/Chuck Martin on ER younger/hmmmm can't think
05. Who is your prom date? John Carter
06. Who do you have a no-strings-attached one-night stand with? Chris Keller
07. Who do you date for a year or two? Mike Logan or Mr. Big (they're interchangable)
08. Who do you marry? Bobby Goren
09. Who is your boss? James Deakins
10. Who is/are your next door neighbor(s)? Fran Fine and Maxwell Sheffield ( I guess I would live on Park Ave)

audragoren @ 2006-04-13T15:48:00

2006-04-13T19:49:25Z

emilycorr Go here...http://community.livejournal.com/___is_love/1466161.html#cutid1

I know you'll be happy!

Hurt

2006-03-13T16:52:14Z

Here we go. I'll cut this for all my non-CI loving friends

Hurt
Bobby/Alex
spoilers for last nights episode

Hurt

As she lowered the gun she felt the familiar stirrings in her stomach, throat and eyes. She had killed a man. She couldn’t bring him back and she couldn’t turn back time.

She was shaken, and Bobby had taken off to mock the perp. The one time she needed him and he walked away. She needed to leave. As soon as the officer took her gun and put it in the evidence bag, she sprinted down the steps never looking back. Bobby caught the movement from where he stood out of the corner of his eye and he heaved a heavy sigh.

She hugged her knees to her chest as she sat in the dark room in track pants and a tank top. Her eyes were swollen and red, and a bottle of scotch and an empty glass sat on the coffee table in front of her. As she sat and cried she heard a knock on the door but she chose to ignore it. The knock became louder and more desperate. Finally she heard a key in the lock and she knew who it was. She didn’t look up when he entered. Bobby was shocked at her appearance. It had seemed that she lost weight since the afternoon. He was scared. Alexandra Eames never cried.

He didn’t know what to say. So he removed his coat and sat next to her on the couch. He lightly placed his hand on her shoulder, and before she flinched he could feel her trembling. He had to say something.

“It’s hard killing a suspect Eames. But its part of the job, you need to relax. It was a clean shoot.”

“Fuck you, Bobby” He had a look of shock on his face. “I’m not upset about the shooting. I know it was justified! I’m upset because you abandoned me, you left and you broke my heart.” She placed her head on her knees and sobbed.

“Alex?” That stopped her right there. He never used her first name. “I didn’t come to you because you are the strongest woman I know. Something needed to be said to that racist murderer. I didn’t think you needed me.”

“Something needed to be said to me, Bobby. You really hurt me. And I always need you.” Bobby looked at her in shock. He decided to throw caution to the wind. He reached over and pulled Alex towards him.

“I always need you too Alex.” He kissed her on the forehead and they sat in the dark silence needing each other.

Holy Crap!

2006-03-13T03:01:33Z

I can already smell the Eames angsty fic! Good episode and some great lines. A new Alex classic....

"He died with his freak on." I love this woman!

audragoren @ 2006-02-22T08:45:00

2006-02-22T13:46:19Z

My bannerbitch shandreoline has struck again. Check out the hotness!

http://audragoren.livejournal.com/friends/

2nd Hand News

2006-02-12T22:19:11Z

I'm just second hand news

After seeing my little AudraSecrets shandreoline asked if I was interested in our own secret's community. I think it's a great idea! Please sign up for 2nd_hand_news

It is completely anonymous, so don't worry about being the first one who posts, nobody will be able to tell whose secret it is. It could be someone from my flist, someone from Manu's, or just someone who found the community through other places. So please, go ahead and submit your secrets.

2nd_hand_news

All the instructions are in the first post.

Also, if you like the idea, please join the community. And don't forget to read the rules. :)

Mrs. Vincent D'onofrio

2006-02-01T14:34:17Z

All of my posts have been fandom based lately. Oh Well. I just found this on Ebay,I have to have it! 19.50 is a little steep for a pillowcase though.

The Best Female Detective For the job is...

2006-01-23T17:09:53Z

Just curious who my flist thinks is the best female detective in The L&O universe.

View Poll: The best female detective in the L&O universe is.....

This is for thousand_miles

2006-01-18T15:19:17Z

You might have a point about the belt....